Decía Arthur Schopenhauer: 'Man has made the Earth a hell for animals'. And I would add that for men too, without taking into account that we are also animals. We are the most intelligent species on planet Earth or, at least, That's what we believe. The fucking masters, ¿no? Maybe we put a guy on the Moon, that we pollute the air and water we need to live.

The latter should already make us think, but not, That shows our great intelligence. But, To be honest, Nor can you ask for more from a species that considers the best coffee in the world, el Kopi Luwak, comes out of a raccoon's ass. Not exactly a raccoon, but it seems so...

I always ask myself stupid questions, for example: Who was the first intelligent man who said 'whatever the civet shits, I'm going to make a coffee with two teaspoons of sugar'. But if this was a luminaries, Then another came and embellished it by putting it on the market for 70 dollars a cup..

A couple of days ago I found out about the price of bitcoin and my ears fell to the ground, 15.000 turkeys a fucking bitcoin. But don't be scared. Last Friday I saw a documentary on television called The seeds of profit and tears came to my eyes. The documentary talked about how we have managed to make tomatoes keep the name tomato and look like tomatoes., but not tomatoes, is sepan a tomato, and obviously, they do not have the nutrients that a tomato should have. I think I have repeated the word tomato too many times., But I want to make it clear what we are talking about..

The documentary was very interesting, But what made your eyes glaze over was not that there were women and girls working for these seed companies under a scorching sun for no more than two euros a day., no, no, Who cares that? I guess they do, but who are they? A nice one, What was really surprising about that documentary was the price of seeds of some tomatoes, up to 400.000 euros per kilo of seeds. At this point, I shit on bitcoin, that's junk.

Immortal tomatoes in dystopian worlds

At what point did we lose so much direction that a kilo of tomato seeds is worth that money?? I have no fucking idea about tomatoes, In fact, watching these documentaries, I don't think I've ever tasted a real tomato in my life., but what I do know is that, If you leave one of these red things inside the refrigerator, it never gets bad. This fruit, why tomato for those who don't know, it's a fruit, It has been genetically modified to make it immortal, something like a lemon, but in red.

Now we no longer have fruits and vegetables, We have things that look like the fruit and vegetables we once had. If we think about it well, this goes for everything, you buy a chicken breast, You put it in the oven for 20 minutes and take out the breast of a hummingbird, What do these animals feed on?? I don't even want to know.

It's been a while since we lost our way with the issue of food., but instead of trying to recover what was lost, we create the Norimaki synthesizer, a machine that creates flavors. with this shit, You can eat a sweaty sock and lick your fingers.. It's like him Huxley sum, but gastronomically. Right now everyone is going to eat plasticine of whatever flavor we want.. No more having to eat different things to look for different flavors., that's the past.

Talking about socks, More than four months ago I bought some socks on Amazon. Everything was going well until last week I realized that they were both left foot. I never verified that there was a right, I saw that there was a left and that was enough for me, the other had to be the right one. Well no. I should have realized that it was too much of a coincidence to pick up a sock at random and have it always be the one on the same foot., but I didn't give it any importance either. I have never considered myself very smart, but now less.

Three days ago I wrote to the seller to explain the problem., and that since I have them, I always get up on the left foot. I thought that adding some humor could help me.. The response was awesome, Not only have they told me that after so long they are not going to change me a damn, but, to solve the problem, I could always wear one inside out. It must be admitted that the answer is very good., but as a solution it's shit.

Anyway, I have written to them again saying 'thank you', and?, If at any time someone contacts them telling them that they have two socks on their right foot, Please provide my information. They have not answered.

How the text began talking about Schopenhauer, I'm going to finish him off. I don't know if anyone here has read anything of his., but if it catches you a little depressed, plunges you into misery. It's like your girlfriend left you, and put yourself to listen to Sigur Rós on a cliff, drinking a carton of bad wine, a gray and rainy day. I suppose this man would be raffled off at the festivals of his time., ¿quién no querría tener a un pesimista en su salón sacándole las miserias al ser humano?